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[erythristic]

grell izunia

if you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. / aka dr. sutcliffe

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[splinten]

You're implying that your weird thing for corpses is a multi-universal constant.

[erythristic]

It would be like me suggesting that your affinity for horses doesn't follow you across the universes.

[splinten]

Maybe there's a bizzaro evil Dirk Strider who doesn't give a fuck about ponies.

[and instead just likes puppets and being a terrible guardian]

[erythristic]

Impossible. My head hurts just trying to imagine it. We'd have to immediately discredit him as a failed replica.

[splinten]

There's no way out of it. We're gonna have to decapitate him.

[erythristic]

Decapitate? Why, so he doesn't spring to life again from a simple injury?

[splinten]

Because there can be only one.

[erythristic]

And here I thought you had more noble intentions, such as sparing us the horror.