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[erythristic]

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[erythristic]

what else is a woman to think when you message her in the middle of the night inquiring if you're somehow married? i'd like to at least get proposed to if any marriage is happening.

[doublesmall]

do you still have to propose if it's fake marriage, though

feels like that should be waved

wait, fuck

does an i go in there

google tell me how to spell waiived

google where the fuck are you

[erythristic]

waived

also if it's a fake marriage can i have a fake proposal at least? for anya's sake, we're already going to have to tell her we skipped fake dating.

[doublesmall]

i think anya will understand since she kinda did this but

will you fake marry me for the sake of our niece

and maybe also for the sake of fucking with people

[erythristic]

yes, chuuya. i'll fake marry you.

for dearest anya and to use at the worst moments to screw with people.

now it's official ♥♥♥

[doublesmall]

great she'll be thrilled

i can't really do a ring but does wine work for the occasion

because that i can do

what kind do you like

[erythristic]

i'm not very knowledgeable about wine beyond the fact that i prefer red to white. think you can work with that?