[Grell will find the following threatening letter in the mailbox should it be checked.]
Well, well, well! Hullo, me scallywags. Ye’ve been visited by the Great and Terrible Slothnapping Pirates! Have ye got a care for that? A single bit of worry to ye, cully? Vitriol and venom ‘s what we got planned fer your Mailsloth.
Each hair on her head’ll be plucked, aye. Ye’ll find a mat of pink is all that’s left of her. Or will ye? Unless ye follow me clues below, ye’ll find out first hand!
Round the walls ye’ll need to go. First head clockwise nice and slow. And when ye reach the place ye started Ye’ll ken why slothy's brokenhearted.
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Delivered the Morning of August 24th
Well, well, well! Hullo, me scallywags. Ye’ve been visited by the Great and Terrible Slothnapping Pirates! Have ye got a care for that? A single bit of worry to ye, cully? Vitriol and venom ‘s what we got planned fer your Mailsloth.
Each hair on her head’ll be plucked, aye. Ye’ll find a mat of pink is all that’s left of her. Or will ye? Unless ye follow me clues below, ye’ll find out first hand!
Round the walls ye’ll need to go.
First head clockwise nice and slow.
And when ye reach the place ye started
Ye’ll ken why slothy's brokenhearted.
- The Slothnapping Pirates