Don't joke about that, I'd be perfectly happy in a cabin in the woods. Probably. [He's too social for that so maybe not.]

As much as I want to be special, what do you think we could do to reverse the effects? For all we know someone did get turned into a chocobo and we just don't know it yet. Almost everyone I've spoken to lately over the app has experienced some weird thing. And we know that they're capable of impacting different groups at different times. Annabeth and Thalia got the app at a different time than I did.

What other facts are there though? You know. Other than someone forging my handwriting pretty damn well. [Wait, what?]