Don't worry, actual dirty laundry isn't getting anywhere near this thing.
[Even if it wouldn't make him smell like dirty laundry and he's not even sure he'd be able to feel it the way he feels people's hands, HE'S NOT RISKING IT...]
But thanks, seriously. I kinda, like... panicked. [Panicked and went "well I guess I'm stuck with this sword attached to my hip for the rest of my life", so any alternative at all is welcome, honestly.]
...I'd still super appreciate any outfit ideas you might have too, though. Just in case.
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[Even if it wouldn't make him smell like dirty laundry and he's not even sure he'd be able to feel it the way he feels people's hands, HE'S NOT RISKING IT...]
But thanks, seriously. I kinda, like... panicked. [Panicked and went "well I guess I'm stuck with this sword attached to my hip for the rest of my life", so any alternative at all is welcome, honestly.]
...I'd still super appreciate any outfit ideas you might have too, though. Just in case.